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Thursday, July 26, 2007
humongously funny the simpson movie
Why do i say it humongously funny here , it is because that after 4oo episode of simpson , in which after a few hundred which i spent most of my life watching this cartoon is now on the big screeen which is wide, get wat i mean hahah sorry if i trick u guy to have to read a bunch of crap of wat i am talk about . haha just watch the video hehe
Monday, July 16, 2007
Koreanish dinner









After 2 hour of hard core eating , we still cant manage to finish all the food and have to ta pao away hehe!!!
Thatzzz all for today good night!!!
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Melbourne central
Melbourne central is a place similar to k.l central where most of the tram will pass by here even for the free city loop, it is a shopping mall where most of melboune ppl will know
, its has a distinctive feature of a large cone shape roof , and this stunning look from the inside of the mall , next time when u at Melbourne dun forget to look for the cone
Melbourne central from the outside , here its dun more crowed than Adelaide haha pity me
The girl who i was staying with!! SAy halo every one hahaha!!!!!!!
THe view the the tram station outside Melbourne central




The makan makan holiday starts now!!!
Actually the reason we come to Melbourne it not to join any days tours , siting on a bus side seeing the main reason is to shop and satisfying our craving for food hehe in fact we spend most of my money on food!!
The 1st tempat makan is the clay port king near Melbourne central ,the food here can be consider ok in Australia but its cant be compare to the food back at home.
porridge with cured egg and pork
slated beans in hotpalte
and mine spring onion and ginger pork mee yuuuummmm!!! but i dont recon any 1 come to this shop the food here is ok but the service here is like shit , the waiter here seem to be like forcingu to order like u hutang them like that , anyway next tie u at Melbourne dun go there haha




1st day in melborune 7/3/07







Sunday, July 8, 2007
WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH
One day, an Ang Moh from USAarrived at KLIAAirport.
After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet,
the lady stopped him and ask ed for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA
they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),
but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand
English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him,
so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet,
the lady stopped him and ask ed for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA
they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),
but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand
English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him,
so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
Thursday, July 5, 2007
This is my japanese name
My japanese name is 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields) 拓海 Takumi (open sea).
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Sunday, July 1, 2007
security survey in Adelaide city
yesterday night i went for a survey for Adelaide city council ,its was basically a survey to check the safety for the population in the city . i felt that back home in Malaysia the government also should pick up this method of improving the safety in Malaysia especially when the awareness of a person safety has been rising since the big issue of gang rape and rob happen is J.B not long ago.
The time was 1030pm and i was getting ready for the survey and so i went up to level 7 to meet up a person which was following me too , but it turns out that tie survey start at 1130 , i was to embarrasses cas of that.
And so its was 1130 pm , we went to the police station at the street behind our apartment, as soon as we were there i could see a bunch of "ang mor" was there already, kinda feel alienated at that time cas those "ang mor " will always not border about u. Than we were the brought into the police station to have some briefing about the survey .
After that we were then divided into a group of 6 , and so straight after that here we are on our way to the city most happening street were pub and club was just feets away from each other.We are address to take note about the safety of the area , things like how do u feel when u are alone there, is there any sufficient light so on and so fort.
WE spent our night going from street to street repeating the same thing again and again , until 2:30 am than onli we finish with the last street. i was so tired , my back cant even be in straight position when i stand up.
From doin the survey i got a 40$ gift card from them , the 1st thing i will do tomolo after the survey i will spent it on Michceal buble CD and the rest of the credit i will give it to my BB HAHAHAHA my 1st port of gold in Adelaide yuhoooooo
WE spent our night going from street to street repeating the same thing again and again , until 2:30 am than onli we finish with the last street. i was so tired , my back cant even be in straight position when i stand up.
From doin the survey i got a 40$ gift card from them , the 1st thing i will do tomolo after the survey i will spent it on Michceal buble CD and the rest of the credit i will give it to my BB HAHAHAHA my 1st port of gold in Adelaide yuhoooooo
A wonderful place for vegiterian in Adelaide
After a long day of shopping at Westfeild shopping complex which the actual name of a shopping center at southern suburb , in which i used to call Marion me , wen and ky had decided to have a drink in the shop where xu jiang was working .
Nice place , relaxing environment, its only serves vegetarian food which mean no meat onli vegi, lets let the pic talk by itself how its feels being there



initially we was planing to have some drink there and after that go home to cook mee hoon for our lunch manatau at last we cant stand the deliciouses aroma flowing from the other table, so we order some, the pic below is its name something like vegilicious 
This is cold noddle serve with peanut sos

last but not least i wanna thank u xu jiang for belanja us keropok !!!! thankzzz mate
Nice place , relaxing environment, its only serves vegetarian food which mean no meat onli vegi, lets let the pic talk by itself how its feels being there
This is cold noddle serve with peanut sos
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